Monday, 17 September 2012

THE VILLAGE IDIOT IN SUITCASE FLINGING DRUGS BUST


Security officials in Guyana, yesterday, arrested eight 
persons following the seizure of close to 60 pounds of 
cocaine found in a checked suitcase aboard a Caribbean 
Airlines plane bound for New York.

An official from the Customs Anti Narcotic Unit (CANU), 
James Singh, said the drug was found late Saturday by 
authorities at  the Cheddi Jagan International airport.

This is CANU's fourth major drug bust at  airport since 
the start of the year.

Earlier this year, 12 airport employees were fired after a 
bag with 50 pounds of cocaine was thrown over a 
perimeter fence.

Guyana is believed to be  a transit point for South 
American drugs bound for the US and Europe. 

THE VILLAGE IDIOT GOES BARKING WITH LIAM GALLAGHER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-rEfgx7fv0

THE VILLAGE IDIOT SELLS HIS STORY TO THE PRESS

Editor
Michael Beard
01273 544 501 

News editor
Lee Gibbs
01273 544 516

Assistant news editor
James Glover
01273 544514

Chief reporter
Emily Walker
01273 544519

Business editor
John Keenan
01273 455545
Twitter @argusbizness

Sports editor
Chris Giles
01273 544 582

Features editor
Kim Protheroe
01273 544 592

Picture editor
01273 544 526

Listings editor
Adrian Imms

Web editor
Richard Gurner
01273 544 775

Letters to the editor
Crime reporter
Ben Parsons
01273 544520

Health reporter
Siobhan Ryan
01273 544543

Senior reporter
Emily-Ann Elliott
Responsible for: education, arts
01273 544538

Senior reporter
James Wallin
Responsible for: East and West Sussex County Councils, food and drink, general reporting
01273 544531

Reporter
Tim Ridgway
Responsible for: Brighton and Hove City Council, general reporting
01273 544527

Senior reporter
Nigel Freedman
Responsible for: courts

Senior reporter
Rebecca Evans
Responsible for: Transport

Senior reporter
Katy Rice
Resp for: Sussex Society Magazine
01273 544548

Senior reporter
Ruth Lumley
Responsible for: Looking Back, general reporting
01273 544525

Senior reporter
Anna Roberts
Responsible for: general reporting
01273 544539


THE VILLAGE IDIOT FLIES OFF THE HANDLE...TO MOSCOW


JARRETTE/PETER MR 30JUL LHR SVO

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                            ELECTRONIC TICKET
                       PASSENGER ITINERARY RECEIPT

 CONCORD-TRAVEL DATE: 25 JULY 2011
 SUVOROVSKAYA SQ.,2 OFF.215 AGENT: 2304
 MOSCOW NAME: JARRETTE/PETER MR

 IATA : 922 10672
 TELEPHONE: 7(499)721-06-65

 ISSUING AIRLINE : AEROFLOT
 TICKET NUMBER : ETKT 555 2850990335
 BOOKING REF : AMADEUS: Z765EL, AIRLINE: SU/NPKVCD
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 MOSCOW SVO ARRIVAL TIME: 1550
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 MOSCOW SVO SU 681 B 30JUL 1800 BEX 30JUL 30JUL 1PC OK
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 UFA SU 892 H 01AUG 0605 HEX 01AUG 01AUG 1PC OK
 MOSCOW SVO ARRIVAL TIME: 0620
 TERMINAL:D


 MOSCOW SVO SU 239 H 01AUG 1005 HEX 01AUG 01AUG 1PC OK
 TERMINAL:D
 LONDON LHR ARRIVAL TIME: 1100
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THE VILLAGE IDIOT SEZ 'GET PUBLISHED IN INFLIGHT MAGAZINES'!


 high.life@cedarcom.co.uk (British Airways)
info@enroutemag.net FAO: Ilana Weitzman Editor-in-Chief
 jzeman@repswest.com (Air Canada Contacts)
editor@americanwaymag.com (American Airlines)
 editorial@hemispheresmagazine.com (United) Editor-in-Chief: Joe Keohane, Executive Editor: Sam

Polcer



executive@motivate.ae,

 motivate@motivate.ae   (Emirates)


Friday, 3 February 2012

EVER WONDERED WHAT A RELEASE FORM READS LIKE?


Release Form

For and in consideration of my engagement as a producer/director, photographer, actor/actress, designer, model, and/or Company/ Agency representative by__"THE VILLAGE IDIOT"_ hereafter referred to as the Author, on terms hereinafter stated, I hereby give the Author and Publisher, their legal representatives and assigns, those for whom the author and publisher are acting, and those acting with their permission, or their employees, the right and permission to publish, copyright and/or use, reuse and/or broadcast and republish pictures and features of, and by me and/company/Agency, or in which I may be distorted in character, or form, in conjunction with my own or a fictitious name, on reproductions thereof in color, or black and white received from me by the Author for the purpose of featuring and/or promoting me (the talent/company/agency) in the said book, and any purpose whatsoever that has to do with the book and promoting the book, including the use of any printed matter in conjunction herewith.

I hereby confirm
1)   That I have seen or inspected the finished feature, story and/or work, or advertising copy or printed matter that may be used in conjunction therewith or the eventual use that it might be applied.
2)   That the author has received no monies from me/the company/agency to feature me and/or the company/agency in this book.

I hereby release, discharge and agree so save harmless the author, publisher, his representatives, assigns, employees or any person or persons, corporation or corporations, acting under his permission or authority, or any person, persons, corporation or corporations, for whom he might be acting, including any firm publishing and/or distributing the finished product, in whole or in part, from and against any liability as a result of any distortion, blurring, or alteration, optical illusion, or use in any composite form, either intentionally or otherwise, that may occur or be produced in the taking, processing or reproduction of the finished product, its publication, distribution, or broadcast of the same.

I declare that I have the copy right to the pictures I have supplied and that the information I have supplied about myself and/or company/agency is true.

I hereby certify that I am (over/ below) twenty-one years of age, and competent to contract in my own name in so far as the above is concerned.
I have read the foregoing release, authorization and agreement, before affixing my signature below, and warrant that I fully understand the contents thereof.

Dated…………………………………………………..

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I hereby certify that I am the parent and/or guardian of ____________________________, an infant under the age of twenty one
Years, and in consideration of and the purpose of the terms above hereby acknowledged, I hereby consent that the feature/ story/ images which have been, or are about to published by the author and/or publisher, may be used by him for the purposes set forth in original release herein above, signed by the infant model, with the same for and effect as if executed by me.

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