THE LADY CHARLOTTE FILES ~or~ WHAT I DID IN THE RECESSION DADDY (true-to-life episodes of the lovely Charly Copeman)

              The Lady Charlotte Files 

                        

                             ~Or~

  

     What I Did in the Recession Daddy

   

   (TRUE-TO-LIFE EPISODES OF THE LOVELY CHARLY COPEMAN)

                                             

                                           

                                               By Peter Jarrette

There was The Lady Charlotte

Who imbibed the grapey harlot

She lost her head and wet her bed

And blushed a crimsony scarlet.

There was The Lady Charlotte.

Whose bottles delivered like starlet

By a chap with his milk and her pyjamas of silk

And his generous gushings on harlot.    

There was The Lady Charlotte

Who was queasy and feverish a far lot

So she called on her friends to help her to mend

And they dragged her off to the bar lot

There was The Lady Charlotte

Whose suitor was more of an odd lot

So she bade him so long but returned to his throng

And pulled another with hot bott.