Tuesday, 18 September 2012

THE VILLAGE IDIOT FINDS CATS IN SPACE


Cats in Space

 
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THE VILLAGE IDIOT STRIPS FOR MONEY


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THE VILLAGE IDIOT...IS CANADA FULL OF ALIENS???


The truth is north of the border: UFO sightings in Canada reach record high of THREE a day

PUBLISHED: 07:10, 27 July 2012 | UPDATED: 11:26, 27 July 2012
Sixty-five years after the infamous Roswell incident, it seems that aliens have finally discovered Canada.
UFO sightings north of the border reached a near record high last year, with the group Ufology Research reporting 986 sightings across Canada, or almost three per day.
The report entitled 'The 2011 Canadian UFO Survey' does state that the majority of sightings were simply street lights or aircraft, however eight out of the 986 were considered to be 'high quality unknowns'.
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'The 2011 Canadian UFO Survey' has declared a near record high of 986 UFO sightings in 2011
'The 2011 Canadian UFO Survey' has declared a near record high of 986 UFO sightings in 2011
'Ontario is getting more of the share of the UFO reports every year. There used to be an emphasis on the west, in some of our earlier reports,' said Chris Rutkowski, the national Ufology group's research director, in Winnipeg.
'But now it seems to be distributed a little better.'
 

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Despite 11 percent of the 986 reported incidents being unexplained, none of the sightings involved any alleged alien contact.
'Popular opinion to the contrary, there is no incontrovertible evidence that some UFO cases involve extraterrestrial contact,' the study noted as reported by CBS News
Despite nearly 1,000 UFO sightings in 2011 not one involved an actual alien encounter
Despite nearly 1,000 UFO sightings in 2011 not one involved an actual alien encounter
More than half of the UFO sightings last year in Canada were of lights in the sky.
Some had various shapes, ranging from eliptical, to bommerang to the classic spherical.
'Results of this study show many people continue to report unusual objects in the sky, and some of these objects do not have obvious explanations,' the study noted.
'Many witnesses are pilots, police and other individuals with reasonably good observing capabilities and good judgement.'
11 percent of the sightings were of an unknown nature of which an average of three a day were reported
11 percent of the sightings were of an unknown nature of which an average of three a day were reported
One particular sighting from the end of last year was interesting to the study.
'Somebody had seen a grey, shiny, disk-shaped object flying below the clouds, in a hanging motion, near Morris,' said Rutkowski. 
'There was no estimate of the size. It was hanging below the clouds and was seen for about a minute and a half, before it just disappeared.'
The increase the number of UFO sightings is reportedly 'related to a growing awareness within the general population that there are agencies which collect UFO reports,' and that 'there are more private websites allowing people to report their UFO sightings,' stated the report.
Or maybe, 'there really are more UFOs physically present in the sky.'
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THE VILLAGE IDIOT DOES THE SEX TAPES!


ENTERTAINMENT

TOP FIVE… SEX TAPE WINS

In the wake of the most recently aired bit of dirty laundry to hit the interwebs, and the question of whether or not the “intimate moment” shared by Tulisa and ex boyfriend MC Ultra would tarnish the squeaky clean image the N Dubz singer and X-Factor judge had been trying to garnish, the 24 year old singer found that, in fact, the world prefers a bit of dirt. How do we know this? FHM placed her at the very top of their sexiest women of 2012 list today. So in timely spirit, Wonderland offer up five success after sex tape stories.
(1) Kim Kardashian
Having hijacked the term “bootylicious” from the Queen B – Beyonce herself, reality TV star and Kanye Wests current arm candy shot to the top of most ogled, most Googled, most coveted spot of celebrity in her own right following the release of a sex tape with R&B crooner (and Brandy’s little brother) Ray J. Star of reality TV show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” which has spawned six seasons and an average of 3.11 million viewers as well as clothing line “D-A-S-H”, Kim is now at the hands of a cult following that is at times frightening in its intensity. And with an abundance of songs written in her honour (including one by current beau Kanye), and one dedicated to her backside – along with her own attempt at stepping into the musical domain with “Jam (Turn It Up)”, Kim K’s story seems to involve nothing but success.
(2) Paris Hilton
Famous for being famous, Hilton Hotel heiress Paris upgraded her brand of celebrity following a leaked sex tape that saw her and ex boyfriend Rick Solomon in what was aptly entitled “One Night In Paris.” Despite the spotlight having dimmed on her in most recent years, her accolades include actress (she appeared in a host of films and TV shows including “House Of Wax”), reality TV star – alongside Nicole Ritchie in “That Simple Life” producer – with a bunch of self titled shows the likes of “Paris Hiltons My New BFF” and the most recent “The World According to Paris.” Not to forget her stint at the whole singing thing. Seems we’ve had a lot more than just one night in Paris’s world.
(3) Pamela Anderson
Having appeared in Playboy and Baywatch before her obligatory sex tape scandal – when tapes of her and husband Tommy Lee were stolen and unleashed on the internet – Pamela Anderson was arguably already someone before she really became someone. She was even chosen as “Playmate of the Month” in February of 1990. But further proof that sex tapes seemingly make the road to success smoother, Pamela’s career continued to flourish following its release, appearing on the cover of GQ, Stuff and other typically drool worthy publications.
(4) Chyna (Joan “Joanie” Laurer)
Former WWE wrestler Chyna unleashed her own sex tape a few years ago in an effort to relaunch her porn career. Entitled “Backdoor To Chyna” (no imagination required as to figure out why). She has since appeared in Playboy magazine twice, as well as numerous television shows like “The Surreal Life: Fame Games” and “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.”
(5) Tulisa
The latest celeb to benefit from a leaking of private parts all over the internet is X Factor judge and N Dubz singer Tulisa. A member of one of the UK’s biggest music groups – with two platinum selling albums – Tulisa’s rise to becoming a household name has recently been facilitated with the leaking of said sex tape. Having trended on Twitter multiple times and most recently voted top of FHM’s sexiest women of 2012 list, it’s no wonder the likes of Montana Fishburne – daughter of famed stage and screen actor Laurence has been inspired by these stories of success. In fact, the case of the celebrity rise to fame following public outrage and sex scandals has been so consistent, that Montana recently revealed that she was so inspired, she wanted to join the gang: “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid. I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”
Words: Alya Mooro
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THE VILLAGE IDIOT GOES JOB HUNTING IN BORNEO


Careers

Borneo Post Vacancies

Business Journalists wanted
Borneo Post is hiring reporters for its Business Desk with the following qualifications:
1. Has some educational background in business and/or business-related education.
2. Experienced in Malaysia’s media industry, keeping abreast of the latest updates.
3. Looking for open-minded, positive attitude workers willing to work hard.
4. Able to work flexible hours.
5. Fresh graduates can apply.
Those interested can email their cover letters and resumes to anna.borneopost [at] gmail.com

KTS Vacancies

Programmer

Requirements

  • Degree in Computer Science/Information Technology
  • Knowledge of Visual Basic and/or .NET will be an added advantage
  • Fresh Graduates may also apply as training will be provided
  • Proficient in English
  • Prepared to travel occasionally
  • Self-motivated and able to meet tight work schedules and deadlines
  • Work Based in Kuching

Assistant Systems Engineer

Requirements

  • Degree in Computer Science/Information Technology
  • Experience in Computer Systems & Networking Support
  • Fresh Graduates may also apply as training will be provided
  • Proficient in English
  • Willing to travel occasionally
  • Self-motivated and able to meet tight work schedules and deadlines
  • Work Based in Kuching and Sibu

Administrative Assistant / Clerk

Requirements

  • Degree/Diploma/Certificate Level
  • Computer literate
  • Good command of English, both written and spoken
  • Resourceful, high level of integrity & confidentiality, trustworthy with the ability to work independently as well as multi-tasking
  • Analytical and team-player
  • Work Based in Kuching

Account Assistant / Clerk

Requirements

  • Degree/Diploma/Certificate Level
  • Computer literate
  • Good command of English, both written and spoken
  • Resourceful, high level of integrity & confidentiality, trustworthy with the ability to work independently as well as multi-tasking
  • Analytical and team-player
  • Work Based in Kuching

For those who are interested, you can e-mail / send the following to the address below:
  • Cover Letter
  • CV/Resume
  • Passport Size photo
  • Academic Transcript (SPM, STPM, Matric, Degree, Diploma)
  • Relevant Certificates
KTS RECRUITMENT TEAM
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THE VILLAGE IDIOT GOES CRIMINAL IN TONGA


From the Courts

Two Tongan Lords to appear in Magistrate's Court

Tuesday, September 18, 2012 - 12:09
Nuku'alofa, Tonga
A former Speaker of Parliament Lord Tu'ilakepa and the current Deputy Speaker Lord Tu'iha'ateiho will appear at the Nuku'alofa Magistrate's Court separately in October and November, on separate criminal charges.
The Acting Solicitor General Sione Sisifa said this morning that Lord Tu'iha'ateiho, who is charged with one count of unlawful possession of a firearm, will appear on October 2, for his Preliminary Inquiry at the lower court. The charge is related to an automatic pistol that was found by police in possession of escaped prisoners who claimed they stole it from his home in 2010.
Lord Tu'iha'ateiho is the current Deputy Speaker and a Ha'apai Noble's Representative to Parliament.
Drugs
Meanwhile, Lord Tu'ilakepa the current Vava'u Noble's Representative to Parliament and a former Speaker , will appear on November 27-28 for his preliminary inquiry, at the Nuku'alofa Magistrate's Court.
He is charged with numerous counts, including conspiracy to the importation of illicit drugs into Tonga and unlawful possession of firearms.
Sione said a pre-trial conference would be held in Chambers on November 19 to confirm the dates for the inquiry. The prosecution is ready to proceed on the dates set, he said.
The preliminary inquiry was set for November after the closure of this year's Parliamentary session.
Lord Tu'ilakepa was first charged in December 2010 following a transnational police investigation into illicit drugs, conducted in Tonga and Australia.
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THE VILLAGE IDIOT SWOONS OVER OLD ROCK COVES


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