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Brighton
and Hove have been married for years and everyone knows that racy Kemptown has
been their fancy bit-on-the-side for
just as long. Sauce! If they were to renew their vows Kate Moss’ favourite
Brighton Roadkill designer, EatonNott’s eatonnott.co.uk Jess Eaton would design the breathtaking
gown. One of Brighton’s star turns at our city’s annual Fashion Week, Jess has
had her inspirational and controversial creations featured on the slender
shoulders of Miss Moss in the latest issue of the orgasmic fashion tome
LOVE. Brighton and Hove’s children are
many, gifted and far-reaching. Dominic Von Trapp and Brighton band Sweet Sweet Lies myspace.com/sweetsweetliesmusic are blazing trails across France and
Germany with their latest album written by Michael Hayes The Hare, The Hound and The Tortoise (Something Nothing Records). Their
eagerly awaited single The Day I Changed
is penned by Dominic himself who describes their sound as “Graduate Parlour
folk Music.” Making waves too is our
favourite electro-pop-indie-disco music makers Kovak. myspace.com/kovakuk
The group, headed by the modelesque Annelies Van De Velde have turned out an exclusive
BBC gig of their latest single Living the
Dream (Kovak Records) at BBC Studios in London’s Great Portland Street for
heavyweight industry insiders. I was happy to be invited along by the band’s
manager Andy Hollis of 74Music Promotions.
Both bands would make beautiful noise at Brighton and Hove’s wedding renewal
reception! Of course my lovely friends, faces and hands at Victoria’s and
Maryam’s Usual Suspects Salons would
see to the loving couple’s beauty needs with their luxurious new brand of
industry trending Label M products for
across-the-board hair grooming needs.
Usual’s latest signing, Kate Barnes, who has jumped ship from Carnival
Cruises to join the team will take care of ceremonial manicures, pedicures,
massages, dermatological facials and waxing! While on a second honeymoon
Brighton and Hove can enjoy Kate’s new shellac nails in fashionable colours and
blinged to order. They last up to two weeks without chipping and on love’s toes they last up to four weeks!
Wedded bliss! Now that everybody is loved-up I’m off to reprise my role as
celebrity judge at TV Vet, author and international animal rights campaigner
Marc Abraham’s annual Pup Aid Puppy Farming Awareness Day which is making its
London debut on Primrose Hill. So alongside dedicated supporters Meg Mathews
and I, we can expect stellar appearances from Simon Cowell and Kate Moss to
name just a few...ding dong!
(PJ’s
1 Novel BRIGHTON BABYLON~Bags of Fish For Cats is released nationwide by
Dynasty Press Ltd., London March 2013)
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